Post by Curtis Jackson on Nov 12, 2009 14:34:05 GMT -5
A curtis jackson rp
My road to fame and fortune
I hope I win ;D
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.:scene one:.
The scene takes of into Curtis jackson's locker room.Curtis is preparing for his match against L dot k Just as he is interuppted by his former partner in G-unit.
LLoyd Banks
Yo curtis wats up.
50 cent/curtis jackson
Nun much man.Nun much
LLoyd banks
Wait so man this shit is through.Word has been going on around the streets that you were a rapper turned wrestler ma.I cant believe you did this.
50 cent/curtis jackson
well yeah man i felt in life that everything had stages and i just cant stay put for a while so i just decided how about i become a wrestler man.You dont know what could happen.Plus there is still alot of money in it here man i make a lot of money of G-unit even as i am wrestling thanks to this young starlets who are signed to my records and i make money here as a wrestler.
LLoyd Banks
Dang man man i didnt need all this lecture.Well lets get down to business 50.I have known you for a while and i know that you dont do business without having a plan or a goal or even a backup goal over here man.So what is it that your up to fifty.
50 cent/Curtis Jackson
Well man i am only after one thing the WNL title belt.Its the biggest prize of all man and my aim is to get.I know i will get it.But guess the part that pisses me off.I have to do a tournament for it.
LLoyd banks
So since its a tournament who are you facing first?
50 cent/curtis jackson
Well i am facing some new punk called L dot k.Some newbie who thinks he can beat me up ima put him in his right place man.But then man what type of name is L dot k.The L should stand for loser.The dot for the small thing he calls his brain and then the K for what ima do to him.KNOCK HIM OUT!!!!!.Ima beat him so hard the next time he is fighting on apocalypse there will be a warning PG 18 saying there are scenes of stupidity in this mathc e.g L dot k.
LLoyd banks
Lol that name creeps me out i will prefer to watch some freak show walking around than him.Put on the t.v lets watch something freaky.
[/color][/center]*50 cent puts on the t.v as they watch the worlds tallest man*
LLoyd banks
Well man i got to go good luck
50 cent/curtis jackson
OK man good luck.Ima try some of my songs.Maybe get up.
*50 starts rapping*
Man I'm gonna do my thang,(Get up!)
It's crazy in the club when I'm in there man. (Get up!)
trust me homie I'm not playin (Get up!)
now get on the dance floor off the chain
I say(Get up!)
I came to bring me that California love
and a lil new york hatin it's all of the above
And when I'm playin I'm sayin I'm off the chain
you niggas better follow the instructions
I said (Get up!)
Verse 1:
I ball till i fall
I stunt till i drop
I'm off the show room floor
Not the used car lot
You buy a bottle
I buy the bar
I make every other week feel like mardi gras
When i get in to it
I get in to it
everybody can't do it the way i do it
I make it rain (rain)
Till the sun come out
A nigga playin (playin)
we make the guns come out
Now, my question is
Who they gonna blame
when I'm back number one on the billboard again
shit, shift now the game done change
since Mike made thriller and Prince made purple rain
I guess I make the kids wanna slang
and NWA made the west coast bang
Nah it's just music
man it's just music
Now get your ass on the dance floor and move it
Chorus 2:
I have the savoir-faire
I'm the reason everybody here
I say(Get up!)
I make it hot, I make it hot in here
Your feet hurtin I really care
I said (Get up!)
I want to see yo, I want to see you move
and get all into the grove
I said(Get up!)
I'm getting money man I really don't care
let me see you put your hands up in the air
I said(Get up!)
Verse 2:
Girl, you look good
I want get to know you better
[ 50 Cent Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]
You look good in them jeans and them red steletos
You got a bently
coup booty baby
I want to drive
see i tell you what mileage is
when i'm inside
i'ma take you for a spin
You know round and round
switch gears till your love come down
I take you to the point of no return
If you listen you learn
just how a nigga earn
I got money to burn
While the Gap Band play
she dropped the bomb on me
it's up and down
and up and down
Gracefully
Rick James would have said she a brick house
or fifty you should go home to see
What that bitch bout
I found out she like it how I like it, huh,
back it up
get cha some
I know how to get you sprung
tune you up
use your tounge
under the hood it's so good
she said it's so good
goddamn I'm so hood
Nigga wattup
Chorus 2:
I have the savoir-faire
I'm the reason everybody here
I say (Get up!)
I make it hot, I make it hot in here
Your feet hurtin I really care
I said (Get up!)
I want to see, I want to see you move
and get all into the grove
I said (Get up!)
I'm getting money man I really don't care
let me see you put your hands up in the air
I said (Get up!)
Outro:
And get into it
You are now rocking with the unit
I said (Get up!)
and get into it
we gonna show you just how we do it
I said (Get up!)
Aftermath, still shady aftermath
I said (Get up!)
Aftermath, still shady aftermath.
It's crazy in the club when I'm in there man. (Get up!)
trust me homie I'm not playin (Get up!)
now get on the dance floor off the chain
I say(Get up!)
I came to bring me that California love
and a lil new york hatin it's all of the above
And when I'm playin I'm sayin I'm off the chain
you niggas better follow the instructions
I said (Get up!)
Verse 1:
I ball till i fall
I stunt till i drop
I'm off the show room floor
Not the used car lot
You buy a bottle
I buy the bar
I make every other week feel like mardi gras
When i get in to it
I get in to it
everybody can't do it the way i do it
I make it rain (rain)
Till the sun come out
A nigga playin (playin)
we make the guns come out
Now, my question is
Who they gonna blame
when I'm back number one on the billboard again
shit, shift now the game done change
since Mike made thriller and Prince made purple rain
I guess I make the kids wanna slang
and NWA made the west coast bang
Nah it's just music
man it's just music
Now get your ass on the dance floor and move it
Chorus 2:
I have the savoir-faire
I'm the reason everybody here
I say(Get up!)
I make it hot, I make it hot in here
Your feet hurtin I really care
I said (Get up!)
I want to see yo, I want to see you move
and get all into the grove
I said(Get up!)
I'm getting money man I really don't care
let me see you put your hands up in the air
I said(Get up!)
Verse 2:
Girl, you look good
I want get to know you better
[ 50 Cent Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]
You look good in them jeans and them red steletos
You got a bently
coup booty baby
I want to drive
see i tell you what mileage is
when i'm inside
i'ma take you for a spin
You know round and round
switch gears till your love come down
I take you to the point of no return
If you listen you learn
just how a nigga earn
I got money to burn
While the Gap Band play
she dropped the bomb on me
it's up and down
and up and down
Gracefully
Rick James would have said she a brick house
or fifty you should go home to see
What that bitch bout
I found out she like it how I like it, huh,
back it up
get cha some
I know how to get you sprung
tune you up
use your tounge
under the hood it's so good
she said it's so good
goddamn I'm so hood
Nigga wattup
Chorus 2:
I have the savoir-faire
I'm the reason everybody here
I say (Get up!)
I make it hot, I make it hot in here
Your feet hurtin I really care
I said (Get up!)
I want to see, I want to see you move
and get all into the grove
I said (Get up!)
I'm getting money man I really don't care
let me see you put your hands up in the air
I said (Get up!)
Outro:
And get into it
You are now rocking with the unit
I said (Get up!)
and get into it
we gonna show you just how we do it
I said (Get up!)
Aftermath, still shady aftermath
I said (Get up!)
Aftermath, still shady aftermath.
.:scene two:.
50 cent/Curtis jackson
Wow i am so tired i think ima go see olivia over at the hotel
.*Curtis goes over to the parking lot where he sees some kid in a hoodie painting his car,the kid sees curtis and runs away*
50 cent/curtis jackson
What the fuck did i do to you.Come on this is a bentley continental it cant be red its just weird.This kids are crazy i swear this car could buy there whole family and i would still have some extra money.Wow so my date with olivia is cancelled.And i was so happy i thought i may even have something extra.Now i cant go well i just better call her.
*50 cent picks up his phone and calls olivia*
50 cent/curtis jackson
Yo uhm Olivia i cant make it to our date today.Some stupid kid came over and messed up my damn bentley car.I cant take you out on a date while using a red bentley continental.Come on its just not proper.I swear if i get a hold of that kid ima kill him and his dad.
Olivia
Hey uhm 50 you might regret what you said.I need you to turn around and see something
.*50 cent turns around and sees a camera crew he notices it was his kid that painted his car aand it was a punk joke*
50 cent/curtis jackson
My name is curtis jackson and i have just been punkd
.*with that 50 returns to his locker room and goes to bed*[/size]
.:scene three:.
The scene changes into DR dre's studio.Dr dre is there with 50 cent and lloyd banks as they are trying to produce a song.
||Dr dre||
So guys today we are gonna freestyle so lets get down to business lets start with you 50.Infact lets record it and give the fans something extra on tape.
||50 cent/curtis jackson||
This one is for all my fans and directed to LDK
I am up in the studio
Trying to make a video
Well they call me 50
You wouldnt want to bif me
Cus when i go crazy
You'l be nothing but a baby
When i see you on the streets
Rapping with those lame beats
And those old shoes on your feet
Your a fag
Your mom's an old hag
Your mates are living in fame
But your nothing but lame
This dude is sick
I ought to beat him with a stick
Your fighting like MCloving
Cus all your doing is moving
Trying to make a video
Well they call me 50
You wouldnt want to bif me
Cus when i go crazy
You'l be nothing but a baby
When i see you on the streets
Rapping with those lame beats
And those old shoes on your feet
Your a fag
Your mom's an old hag
Your mates are living in fame
But your nothing but lame
This dude is sick
I ought to beat him with a stick
Your fighting like MCloving
Cus all your doing is moving
||LLoyd banks||
Well That was a mouthful 50 ima make mine quick and its directed to the same person
In this rapping game
you can say your better than me
But on the streets
you can't crack as many heads as me
I take beef seriously;
I'd rather beat you with my fists
than let you battle me
with the moves you learnt last night
Those battles in the park.
In this rapping game
you can say your better than me
But on the streets
you can't crack as many heads as me
I take beef seriously;
I'd rather beat you with my fists
than let you battle me
with the moves you learnt last night
Those battles in the park.
||Dr Dre||
Well so thats it 50 and lloyd nice one.I am sending this video to BET right now.
*The scene ends*
.:scene four.:
*The scene opens as 50 cent is going on a walk with his dog.Suddenly his dog poops infront of an old woman's house*
||Old lady||
Who on earth owns this freaking dog that pooped all over my lawn.So its you huh.You look like that guy in the magazines with the tatoos and stuff
.*she puts on her glasses and brings out a magazine from her hand bag*
Well so you are that guy huh.Now my son takes cocaine and is in prison for trying to imitate you.
||50 cent/curtis jackson||
Listen old lady my dog is not a freak.For all i know he may be better than that your retarted son who thinks he is imitating me.I only do that kind of shit on T.V so dont start blaming me for your son's mistakes you old b!tc#.
||Old lady||
What did you say.
||50 cent/curtis jackson||
Let me put this in normal english.I just called you a bitch and an irresponsible mother.You old hag
.||old lady||
Your so inressponsible you child i think i am gonna turn my sprinklers on because of you.
*she puts on the sprinklers only to find out that their facing her*
||50 cent/curtis jackson||
Haha.Now i can think your son was L dot k.You guys fit.Your brains are so slow your plans backfire and so will his plans to beat me backfire.I swear i aint seen no one so mentally retarded apart from both of you.
[/color]*with that the scene fades away*[/size]
.:scene five:.
*'In da Club'' by 50 cent plays over the P.A system as curtis jackson makes his way into the ring.He is escorted by olivia and is wearing a thick black vest.50 cent is seen sweating as he grabs a WNL Mike from the announcers table*
||50 cent/curtis jackson||
*50 cent laughs and snickers*
Well you guys basically this is my second time of meeting you.Well i just want to say hi.So now lets get down to business you know.First of all guys you all know that my debut match is against no one other than LDK.Well incase you dont know I met someone who was stupid enough to face the description of Ldot K.Let me describe her for you.Shes stupid.Thats one similar trait to LDK.Now second of all she is useless and all she is good for in life is just to take space and add to the population of the U.S.A.Now finally both of them have something funny about them.His Mom blames everyone for her errors in bringing up her son and well i cant use words to describe this but i will put it in a picture.
*The fans scream and laugh at the picture*
Now this is where i get to hav a close conversation with you.Would you guys like to have someone like that to beat me talkless of being champion?
*The fans scream and laugh at the picture*
Now this is where i get to hav a close conversation with you.Would you guys like to have someone like that to beat me talkless of being champion?
||Crowd||
Hell no.
||50 cent/curtis jackson||
Yeah you see.He is so worthless he isnt worth to be champion.So anyway if anyone should think he is worth being champion and defeating me is a jerk and is on a loooooooooooooooooonnnng thing.In all my days as a wrestler and a champion i havent seen someone so stupid, someone so crazy like L dot K.So anyway that is enough of LDK.Lets go to the question i have been asked all week.Why is Lil wayne my new tag team partner.Well he is my partner cus i have seen a lot of potentiaal in him both as a wrestler and as a rapper.And i hate it when i see someone being opressed by two people who are just being bullies.So anyway thats why he is my partner.And with that i end my talk with you guys.Bye brotheeeeeeeeeeeeers.
EORP for real.[/size]
